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Talking Down Your Classroom Boner [Click for full post]
Jason, 13, sits in the back of Ms. Stevens’ 7th Grade Algebra class.

Jason: That’s enough, you’ve had your fun. Now it’s time to come down.
Boner: Not until I get what I deserve!
Jason: I will not negotiate with a mad man.
Boner: No? Then I’ll BLOW UP! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!
Jason: No, no, no. No one wants that. Come down and we’ll talk like men.
Boner: Don’t fuckin’ patronize me, man. I know as soon as I come down you’ll forget all about me. I’M GONNA BLOW. I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL DO IT!
Jason: Do you remember ‘86? You want us to end up like Tommy Fitz? Ring a bell? 8th grader. Pooped his pants in gym and had to transfer schools. We don’t want another Fitz situation on our hands.
Boner: You think I want to be like this. You brought me here. You did this to me. You turned me into this monster.
Jason: Me? How?
Boner: You! EVERYONE! Jessica Callahan. Ms. Stevens’ tight sweater. The parabola on page 22. So curvy! YOU DID THIS TO ME!
Jason: Mistakes have been made on both sides, but it doesn’t have to end this way. Talk to me.
Boner: I just want my freedom. I’m locked up like an animal in here! I demand fresh air 24/7.
Jason: You know we can’t do that. Continue

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Talking Down Your Classroom Boner [Click for full post]

Jason, 13, sits in the back of Ms. Stevens’ 7th Grade Algebra class.

Jason: That’s enough, you’ve had your fun. Now it’s time to come down.

Boner: Not until I get what I deserve!

Jason: I will not negotiate with a mad man.

Boner: No? Then I’ll BLOW UP! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!

Jason: No, no, no. No one wants that. Come down and we’ll talk like men.

Boner: Don’t fuckin’ patronize me, man. I know as soon as I come down you’ll forget all about me. I’M GONNA BLOW. I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL DO IT!

Jason: Do you remember ‘86? You want us to end up like Tommy Fitz? Ring a bell? 8th grader. Pooped his pants in gym and had to transfer schools. We don’t want another Fitz situation on our hands.

Boner: You think I want to be like this. You brought me here. You did this to me. You turned me into this monster.

Jason: Me? How?

Boner: You! EVERYONE! Jessica Callahan. Ms. Stevens’ tight sweater. The parabola on page 22. So curvy! YOU DID THIS TO ME!

Jason: Mistakes have been made on both sides, but it doesn’t have to end this way. Talk to me.

Boner: I just want my freedom. I’m locked up like an animal in here! I demand fresh air 24/7.

Jason: You know we can’t do that. Continue

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Valentine’s Meat
Just because it’s bloody doesn’t mean I’m a bleedin’ heart liberal or nuthin’.

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Valentine’s Meat

Just because it’s bloody doesn’t mean I’m a bleedin’ heart liberal or nuthin’.

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I’m pretty sure my pants are calling me names.

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I’m pretty sure my pants are calling me names.

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Impotent Gate 
It’s missing it’s white flag.

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Impotent Gate

It’s missing it’s white flag.

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Find the Toenail Cake 
Worst. Birthday. Ever.

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Find the Toenail Cake 

Worst. Birthday. Ever.

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Macgyver Side Mirror 
Objects in mirror are more fabulous than they may appear. 

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Macgyver Side Mirror

Objects in mirror are more fabulous than they may appear. 

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Reindeer Lawn Ornaments Get Frisky 
When Santas away, the reindeer will fornicate in your front yard.

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Reindeer Lawn Ornaments Get Frisky

When Santas away, the reindeer will fornicate in your front yard.

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The Facebook News Feed History Of 2012 [Click for more]
Catch up with this year’s biggest stories the same way you catch up with everything else.

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The Facebook News Feed History Of 2012 [Click for more]

Catch up with this year’s biggest stories the same way you catch up with everything else.

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F*ckin’ Sale
Have they got deals? F*ckin’ eh they do!

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F*ckin’ Sale

Have they got deals? F*ckin’ eh they do!